Tag Archives: ARK: Survival Evolved

Excuse me while I go all “Route-One Internet” on your myriad asses, but there’s really only one way to begin here: (I can’t tell you how much I wanted to Photoshop dinosaur faces onto all of those Ron Burgundy pictures in the background, but I would have been fired for …

Right, the first thing any survival game needs is something to make you fear for your life. Zombies and bears are played out, so that leaves… Dinosaurs. Yes, ARK: Survival Evolved is an online survival game about not being eaten by dinosaurs. After you master not being eaten by dinosaurs, …